God must have opinions, right? Like, of course God loves all His creation, sure, but what are His thoughts on, say, the quality of music produced by Led Zeppelin? Does He think they rock? We obviously can’t know, but we should be able to assume that He does actually possess opinions, and being the perfect, omniscient Being that He is, one can safely and accurately call those opinions objectively correct. And who is to say that those opinions don’t align perfectly with my own?

This is me, and I’m probably right.